every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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