What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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