so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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