ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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