3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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