i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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