One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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