How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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