some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
soo... how was my night?
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