it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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