After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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