took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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