It's like God shit irony all over that family
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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