I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
