he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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