I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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