sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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