I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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