UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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