is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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