If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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