I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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