I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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