yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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