the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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