Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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