what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Success! We fucked roommates!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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