I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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