Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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