And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
it was like eating out sand paper
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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