i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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