what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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