Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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