he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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