My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
