so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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