Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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