In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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