when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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