Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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