8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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