Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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