i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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