butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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