Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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