like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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