I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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