Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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