Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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