How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
