Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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