the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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