Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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