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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?

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(720): View more from Colorado

and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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(925): View more from California

370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

(1-925): View more from California

what are you doing with your life

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(208): View more from Idaho

Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.

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