OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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