you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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