I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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