He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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